Monday, July 4, 2011

Overheard: actual conversation

Irene: Last night I had a dream about Dave Grohl.

Patrick: Really.

Irene: I was going to have his baby. He took me around and introduced me to his band and showed me his studio. You were mad but said I could stay with you but I said no, he's going to marry me, even though he's already married.

Patrick: Damn.

Irene: Then the next day I saw him with some other woman, saying all the same things.

Patrick: What a dick.

Irene: Yeah.


Irene: But don't worry, I didn't dream about the part where I actually GOT pregnant.

Patrick: Well, sure, he's like Jesus. Immaculate conception.

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