I had lunch in a Chinese restaurant with my co-workers today, and got a pretty cool fortune out of it.
"It is better to be an optimist and proven a fool than to be a pessimest and be proven right."
Hey, being a fool is easy. This one I can handle.
On the reverse it gave the pronunciation of the Chinese word "to retire," which is "tuì xiū." That's pretty funny, because I'm at least 20 years from retiring.
I also got some lottery numbers, but what, you think I'm sharing my lucky numbers with you!? You got another think comin', buddy.