Eat a meal alone without reading material.
Parallel park with an audience.
Spell "parallel" correctly on the first try.
When cooking something from a recipe, purchase all the necessary items at the grocery store on the first try.
Watch "Saul of the Mole Men" with Patrick one more goddamn time. He's watching it in the living room, and I'm in the office, and just hearing it is making my fucking eye twitch.
Not share my meals at home with Franny, the kitten with the bottomless stomach.
Finish books I don't like (I know people who will force themselves to read every word of a crappy book, and for the life of me, I can't figure out why they do it. Seems like an enormous waste of time to me).
Wear lipstick or lipgloss without eating it.
