Subject: FW: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

From: Irene
To: Andrea
Sent: Wed, May 28, 2008 at 3:09 PM
Subject: FW: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Thanking you in advance for your bigheadedness and stubborn idiotic refusal to answer a simple question,

Irene
Genius

Alternate version:

Thanking you in advance for your manly technical assistance (how do you keep all those ones and zeroes straight! Why it just makes my little head spin!), you big strong man you,

Irene
Assistant to [Irene's Boss's Title Here]
Babysitter of Secretary to [Irene's Boss's Title Here]
Professional Smartass
Special Unit of Stewart Copeland Fans
Official Notifier When the Refrigerator Is To Be Cleaned
Distributor of the Mysterious Blue Pieces of Paper (AKA "Assignments") That Are Summarily Ignored
Webmaster and Facebook Coordinator for Culver City Flute Choir
The Goddess of the Booth at City Garage Theatre (this part is true)
At-Least-I-Have-the-Right-Phone-Number-Listed-On-My-Real-Signature-You-Big-Dummy

(Really? This was "explain" to me...? When? Because I must be too stupid to know how to pull up an email that DOESN'T EXIST)
(And you think Procurement is difficult!)
(I hope my sarcasm in the sign-off isn't too apparent.)
(I am so blogging this.)
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From: Irene
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 2:54 PM
To: Computer Dude
Cc: Computer Dude's Boss
Subject: RE: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Dude, I wasn't aware that any info had been provided about this request. I haven't received any response to my original email sent February 4, in which I asked for suggestions on how to do this.

How should I go about making these additions without the original Word document? Will I need to recreate the entire thing or is there an easier way to go about it? I can save the Word document from the Intranet but am not allowed to make changes.

Thank you for your expertise and assistance,
Irene
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From: Computer Dude
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 8:04 AM
To: Irene
Cc: Computer Dude's Boss; Irene's Boss
Subject: RE: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Hello Irene, I tried calling you this morning about the signature line on the PE's. This is something that has to be completed on your end. Once its completed, then we can add this to the Intranet. The PE needs to be re-typed and sent to us for posting.

Irene this was explain to you before about having this document re-created.

Computer Dude, ISS/Webmaster
Internet/Intranet Development Unit
Multimedia Cinematography/Photography/Editing Unit
DVD/CD Creations and Authoring Solutions Unit
Two More Lines of Crap That Are Too Specific
About Where We Actually Work To Be Posted Here
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From: Computer Dude's Boss
Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 9:57 PM
To: Computer Dude
Cc: Computer Dude's Boss's Secretary
Subject: Fw: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Computer Dude, please contact Irene by phone first thing Wednesday morning and respond to her request. Please notify me and [Computer Dude's Boss's Secretary] as soon as you have spoken with her. Thank you.
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From: Irene
To: Computer Dude's Boss
Sent: Tue May 27 14:46:00 2008
Subject: FW: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Hi, Dude's Boss,

I have been unable to confirm if this has been completed. Please ask Computer Dude to contact me if he has any questions regarding this request.

Thanks,
Irene
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From: Irene
Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2008 4:43 PM
To: Computer Dude
Cc: Computer Dude's Boss
Subject: FW: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Dude, could you please reply to this message and let me know if this is possible, and if so, when we can expect the form on the Intranet to be updated?

Thank you,
Irene
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From: Irene
Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2008 5:22 PM
To: Computer Dude
Subject: FW: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Hi, Dude,

I am following up on this request. Please advise if you have been able to add the signature line as indicated below.

Thanks,
Irene
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From: Irene
Sent: Monday, February 04, 2008 11:07 AM
To: Computer Dude
Cc: Irene's Boss
Subject: FW: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Computer Dude, the Performance Evaluation forms need to be updated to include a section on each page that follows the first page for the supervisor and the employee to initial (with the date). I didn't create these forms and can't make changes to them. Could you please take a look at them (the annual and the probationary PEs both need this addition) and let me know if it is possible to add this information?

If you have any questions, please call me.

Thanks,
Irene
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From: Irene
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2008 10:45 AM
To: Irene's Boss
Subject: RE: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

OK, I'll work on it.
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From: Irene's Boss
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2008 10:42 AM
To: Irene
Subject: RE: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

yes, we just need to update the form.
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From: Irene
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2008 10:30 AM
To: Irene's Boss
Subject: Telephone Message: Performance Evals

Boss, Another Employee called this morning from One of Our Offices re: our PE forms that are on the Intranet. She pointed out that other departments have signature lines on the pages after page 1 to ensure that no unauthorized changes have been made to those preceding pages. Our form doesn't have that, and she was concerned.

Is that something we can have added to our forms? I told her to go ahead and complete her PE using the form as-is and that I would check with you about the possibility of updating our forms and get back to her.