Friday, May 8, 2009

My shiny white brick

To: Amazon.com Customer Service
Account: Irene
Subject: Kindle Reader Issues (Damage/Defective)
Kindle Version: Original

Hi, there,
I have a first gen kindle and it appears to have gone to sleep...forever. I can't turn it on. It is charged, but dead as a brick. What do you suggest I do now?


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I like how my Kindle version is "original." Like KFC, like Pinkberry, like Chocolate Rain... Anyway, I hope they have some suggestions. I hope one of their suggestions involves sending me a brand new second generation Kindle.

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